Roast Me
Ready to actually get roasted? Upload a photo, pick an AI personality, set the heat, and let Toast2Roast roast you — built from your actual photo, not a generic line anyone could paste into a text.
Not a Copy-Paste Roast List
Search "roast me" and you'll find plenty of generic one-liners anyone could paste into a group chat. Toast2Roast is different: upload your actual photo, and the AI reacts to what's actually in it — a real analysis of your picture, not a random insult pulled from a list.
Change the persona or the heat level and the same photo gets a completely different roast.
How to Get Roasted
Four quick choices between you and finding out what the AI really thinks.
Upload Your Photo
Selfie, gym pic, pet photo, group shot — whatever you're brave enough to submit.
Choose Who Roasts You
Grandma, Robot, and Gym Coach are free, with more personas available in expansion packs.
Set the Heat
Mild teasing or a full-on roast — the intensity slider is entirely your call.
Get Roasted
Toast2Roast analyzes your photo and hits you with a roast built for that exact picture.
Who's Roasting You Today?
Same photo, completely different roast, depending on who you pick.
👵 Grandma
Sweet on the surface, savage underneath — free with every download.
🤖 Robot
Clinical, precise, and somehow more brutal for it — free with every download.
🏋️ Gym Coach
Motivational in tone, ruthless in delivery — free with every download.
🎭 Expansion Packs
Vampire, Conspiracy Uncle, and more themed personas, unlocked separately.
Sample Roasts (We Made These Up)
Not real screenshots — just a taste of what "roast me" actually looks like on Toast2Roast. Download the app to get roasted for real.
"Subject requested a roast. Subject's outfit already volunteered one."
"Oh, you asked for this? Brave. Foolish, but brave."
"You wanted to get roasted? Congratulations, you found the easiest rep of your day."
Not Feeling Brave? Get Toasted Instead.
Toast2Roast isn't only insults. Switch modes when you'd rather hear something genuinely nice.
Roast Mode
Ask for it, and the AI delivers — heat level entirely under your control.
Toast Mode
Same photo, same personas, a genuinely kind reaction instead.
Save & Share
Save the result and send proof you survived to friends, family, or social media.
Bringing Friends Into This?
Roasting yourself is just the start. Head to Roast Your Friends to turn the group chat into the target, or check the AI Meme Generator page to see the result as a shareable meme.
Go On, Ask For It
Download Toast2Roast for iOS or Android. Grandma, Robot, and Gym Coach are free, with 3 free AI Toasts or Roasts every week.